How I Feel About – Hippos

Hippos are GOOD on the grounds that the complete name, Hippopotamus, from the Greek, is likewise the appropriate name of the creatures’ class. So in the event that you get off your lethargic ass and say the entire word, you’ll sound like a researcher. See that, you just educated a Greek word. Hippos made you more intelligent as of now.

Hippos are BAD since all they appear to do is lie their fat asses in the water throughout the day, eating up plants and making methane bubbles. Its absolutely impossible a creature with an ass that fat ought to approach that much roughage. This is exactly why they will not serve Tom Arnold cabbage any more.

Hippos are GOOD since they discharge a characteristic sunscreen, regularly called ‘blood sweat’ for its rosy earthy colored tone. So this mid year, on the off chance that you essentially rub your exposed self everywhere on the closest hippo’s ‘blood-sweat-soaked’ body, you will not get singed. Makes Coppertone seem as though a major puddle of rhino piss, dunnit?

Hippos are BAD since they caused me a considerable amount of disarray when I originally heard the word bad faith. I thought it was ‘hippocracy’, which would obviously be a general public governed by a considerate request of metro disapproved of hippopotami. What’s more, that is not equivalent to ‘pietism’, by any means. It’s more similar to Jenny Craig.

Hippos are GOOD on the grounds that the ‘Hungry Hippos’ down depends on them. When essentially watching you eat is sufficient to keep little kids engaged for quite a long time, you should accomplish something right. Simply ask John Goodman.

Hippos are BAD in light of the fact that nobody could actually contrast themselves with a hippo positively. You can be ‘fit and trim’, ‘cunning like a fox’, and have ‘feline like reflexes’, however close to home hippo analogies won’t ever be positive. The conceivable exemption might be ‘hung like a hippo’, yet in all honesty, I don’t have the tendency to circle back to that. In the event that you need to stay nearby African desert gardens with a scuba veil and a measuring stick, that is your own business.

Hippos are GOOD since gatherings of hippos are called ‘units’. That is something very similar they call gatherings of whales, and it’s ideal to have a solitary term for gatherings of the entirety of the enormous, bristly, overloaded vertebrates. Also, it’s much more limited than the current term, ‘Nebraskans’.

Hippos are BAD since they can remain lowered for up to a thirty minutes without surfacing. In the event that there’s a hippo hanging out in my bath, hell, I need to know before I step in. So I generally let the water sit for in any event forty minutes prior to washing up, as a sanity check. Exceptionally awkward, no doubt.

Hippos are GOOD since they look entertaining in tutus. We’d all look a little clever in tutus, however it resembles hippos were made for those things. Also, I’m certain they’re exceptionally disturbed about that.